Best thing an RDC ever said...

SeaBee253 · 04-22-2014, 07:05 PM

I probably had the funniest RDC's ever. There was this one female in my division, (she eventually got ASMODE) and was constantly going to the head. it was pretty obvious that the galley food was no good for her. One day, one of my RDC's was asking for her. "WHERE'S *****??" "In the head, Petty Officer. I will get her, she's been in the head way too long." "AND HAULT. JUST LET THE FEMALE SHIT HER BRAINS OUT!!!!" Also, they will always make jokes on certain recruits. Always. Just don't laugh when they say something funny.

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Rickblaine22 · 04-23-2014, 06:41 PM

Mine said he was going to beat a kid until he was "up to, and touching, death."

Then he also threatened to stab our RPOC with a cutlass dipped in urine.

I wish I could remember some more. Our RDCs actually had us sit down the second to last day of boot camp and tell them all the funny things we remembered them saying. It was hysterical...and they laughed and we laughed...it was like we were normal people.

04-22-2014, 07:05 PM	#1
SeaBee253 Newbie Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 21 Rep Power: 0	I probably had the funniest RDC's ever. There was this one female in my division, (she eventually got ASMODE) and was constantly going to the head. it was pretty obvious that the galley food was no good for her. One day, one of my RDC's was asking for her. "WHERE'S ****??" "In the head, Petty Officer. I will get her, she's been in the head way too long." "AND HAULT. JUST LET THE FEMALE SHIT HER BRAINS OUT!!!!" Also, they will always make jokes on certain recruits. Always. Just don't laugh when they say something funny. Admin note: please refrain from using the names of sailors who are not on this site* Last edited by LT Guppy; 04-22-2014 at 07:13 PM. Reason: Admin note

04-23-2014, 06:41 PM	#2
Rickblaine22 Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 65 Rep Power: 0	Mine said he was going to beat a kid until he was "up to, and touching, death." Then he also threatened to stab our RPOC with a cutlass dipped in urine. I wish I could remember some more. Our RDCs actually had us sit down the second to last day of boot camp and tell them all the funny things we remembered them saying. It was hysterical...and they laughed and we laughed...it was like we were normal people.